A trombone. What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation. What clothes does a house wear? What country makes you shiver? What did one elevator say to the other? I think I'm coming down with something! What did one magnet say to the other?
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Her New Jersey. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It's time to go to sweep. What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while. What did the rug say to the floor? Don't move, I've got you covered. What do bees do with their honey? They cell it. What do you call a calf after it's six months old? Seven months old. What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati? Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end. Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
Kindle Price: inclusive of all taxes includes free wireless delivery via Amazon Whispernet. Sold by: Amazon Asia-Pacific Holdings Private Limited. In this book I will introduce you to one-liners and quotes. One liner jokes, also known as monologue jokes, are a big part of modern life. One-liners have.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She couldn't control her pupils.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A cartoon. What do you call the best butter on the farm? A goat.
What do you do when your chair breaks? Call a chairman. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia! What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? Bugs Bunny.
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck. What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad. What has 6 eyes but can't see? What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors? A piano. What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck. Marry me and I'll never look at any other horse. Magic Mirror on the Wall. Who is the fairest one of all?
I don't know what it is, but I am against it. Elementary, my dear Watson. Purely elementary. Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn. Dad always used to say the only causes worth fighting for were the lost causes. It's midnight.
One half of Paris is making love to the other half. Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. Old age, it's the only disease What is it? I was in love with a beautiful blond once, dear.
She drove me to drink.
He said it was elevator practice. It said, "what for? They went "Aaaaahhhh Success is a journey, not a destination. Thomas Alva Edison. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. Play it once, Sam, for old times' sake Play it, Sam. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.